The Book of Dormin' is a sacredly cheeky guide for college bound grads—equal parts sage advice and heavenly grins. Perfect gift for high school graduates ready to take on the world (or at least their next microwaved burrito). Learn More
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Lessons every dorm bound graduate could use. From mastering a plunger, to dealing with people, from finding purpose, to folding a fitted sheet.
Give'm a gift that's different — clever, heartfelt, and laugh-out-loud useful. This isn’t your average advice book. Some might even say it is slightly above average (...and you can still hide the boring old money gift between any of the pages).
Inspired by old-school tomes and written in a throw-back style, the main canon gives practical advice in a stylistic verse not seen in ages, while the Apocrypha of Lost Scrolls drops some 2000+ year old biblical truth in plain English and a "chill" way.
From awkward encounters to real-world plunger tactics, this book covers the gamut for any college bound student. Most importantly, it covers the fact they have a God that loves them, just as they are.
The Apocrypha of Lost Scrolls are appended to the back of the Main Canon of The Book of Dormin' —not for lack of truth, but rather clarity and specific purpose. Yea, they were not hidden in a sock drawer, or buried under iced coffee and ramen receipts; no, they are ancient truths found in another “good book.”
These Lost Scrolls have been preserved for such a time as this: For the student who actually seeketh not only to pass exams or unclog his drain, but to pursue a life everlasting. Little reminders that God is cheering for them.
See what grads and grad gift givers are saying about this cheeky, golden guide. This book clearly makes an one of the best graduation gift ideas ever.
“A hilarious little handbook for life’s next chapter. I laughed and I actually learned a little. I now gift this to my students.”
“Man, I wish I’d had this when I graduated. Good lessons to send them off with, for sure.”
“The Book of Dormin’ made my grad smile, snort a little, and actually READ! Five stars just for that.”
A playful guide packed with thees, thous, and verbs that end in -th ... along with some encouraging eternal biblical wisdom.
"Saved my favorite T-shirt because I read this."
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"From laundry to life hacks, I learned how to wing it (knowing I had help from the Man upstairs)."
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"The "Lost Scrolls" were good reminders and encouraging truth about a God who loves me."
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"Good prep for the wild ride from the comfort of our homes into the (semi-)real world."
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Wondering about gifting or what makes this book a grad must-have?
Oh, to some. It helps if you read it out loud in a really serious low voice or funny accent. But, yeah it's funny.
Ideal for high school graduation gifts, college send-off gift baskets, dorm dwellers, or anyone who needs a nudge, encouragement, and a giggle before their next big leap. Believers or not.
Mainly for the laughs. Besides, nothing makes things less serious, than stating them in a overly seriously way.
Short chapters...so maybe. Prayer helps. You can always just share a verse at a time.
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